Lady : "Doctor, I don't know what has happened to me, I have a severe headache, poor sight, poor hearing, constant running nose, high blood pressure, back pain, kidney stone, gall bladder stone, stomach ulcer, high sugar, and my body shivers frequently."
After hearing all these complaints the doctor picks up the phone and dials a number.
The lady curiously asks the doctor "Are you consulting another doctor about my illness ?"
Doctor : "No, I am ordering the undertaker to dig a grave for you."
Topic: Jokes